The Credo Into the Land of the Dark Rising, did this Bard come to sing. With harp in hand, my beats in time, I have come to entertain you with witty rhyme. Be you lord or beggar or Brother, I will sing for you like no other. But should you taunt my Gypsy verse, I warn you now, beware my curse. Now if you enjoy any story or song told, remember we bards always like your GOLD [Return to top] Home Coming You feel the calling, you know the pull, you wander on your feet. you feel a loss, your blood does boil, your life is not complete. And then you meet that certain one, whose life you seem to know, their blood it sings to you right now and your yearning starts to grow. Come home my brother and sister to, your wandering days are done, we welcome you with open arms and hope you will have fun [Return to top] Calling I hear the fires calling but I cant come home right now cause I'm travelling around the realm and I'm being really loud Just a few more days, of adventuring to do I hear the fires calling I use to live in a city then I started to roam I never found a place that I could call my home and so I kept wandering, searching for something true I hear the fires calling I'll be there really soon, I'm coming home real soon. I hear my family calling, but I can't come home right now But I hope that I can be there one night... [Return to top] Sweet Savannah With a twitch of her hips, I was lost and in love With a smile, she took my breath away You will hear a haunting tune as she enters the room and the tinkling of bells as she dances away My sweet Savannah, in your loving embrace My sweet Savannah, I find love when I look in your face You mean the world to me and the family and we thank you for being with us You dance up a storm by the firelight and you love us, no matter the fuss With a twitch of her hips, I was lost and in love With a smile, she took my breath away You will hear a haunting tune as she enters the room and the tinkling of bells as she dances away My sweet Savannah, you haunt my dreams My sweet Savannah, I even love your screams You can't choose your family, this they say is true but who needs to choose, when we have you. With a twitch of her hips, I was lost and in love With a smile, she took my breath away You will hear a haunting tune as she enters the room and the tinkling of bells as she dances away as she dances and dances away... [Return to top] Bards Best Friend A kiss on the hand is quite continental, But Savannah is a Bards best friend. She sweeps you into her arms, really gentle, and makes you feel like a man. sing Oh hold me close and be the one, by fire light we sing this song. Oh you are the one who stops me being mental, Oh Savannah is a bards best friend [Return to top] Song for my Brother Dedicated to my brother Elminars, with whom I share a bond greater than blood. Roaming round the city, feeling free Having a ball, happy as can be cause life is good and every things fine anything I wants, well I can make it mine I sneak in to a room, and take up to three cause I'm the Happy little rogue whose name starts with an E Chased by the law, just having fun Teasing all the fools, being on the run E takes what he wants, not what he needs His reputation grows, by his many deeds Should one day, the law, get him undone E will take his lumps and keep on having fun [Return to top] Inappropriate Woman Guess which sister this is dedicated to...Well, she did request I write it. Inappropriate Woman, so hard to please Inappropriate woman, before me on her knees Sly smile, twinkling eyes she will steal your heart away and if she doesn't get that well she will probably have your pay She has the moves, She has the time To really make your day Inappropriate Woman Dressed in leather shes the boss Inappropriate woman She's so good, it will make your eyes cross And when she, gets you going she really has control and when you feel her moaning Are you sure, she's not in role .. Inappropriate Woman all dressed in Red Inappropriate woman I want you in my Bed Inappropriate Woman you are so cold Inappropriate woman working for my Gold [Return to top] Farewell There has never been a time, There was never a place, I struggle for the words when I look upon your face Your tears burn through my soul they flow from your lovely eyes I feel I have hurt you I never meant to make you cry I told you of reasons of why I had to go you told me the repercussions I had to tell you No For you are all we love and you are all we need the sight of your tears makes my heart bleed. May be one day I will be done Maybe one day, we will all have fun Life is something we all need to live and do What you must remember, is I ALWAYS WILL BE TRUE. So this is not good bye Nor is it Adieu For I am always here Just I'm not with you For I must hit the road and search the great unknown but I always will know where to call my home Yes I always will know, where to call my home. [Return to top] The Kender Song This song is dedicated to Puck Roaming about, never lost, singing a happy song a Kender's life is the life to lead for they are never in the wrong Oh, look what I found Oh, what a day Oh, my where did this come from Hip Hip Hooray My, can I see that Why, because its nice and I'll give it back some day Because I'm a kender and I'm nice Oh a kenders life, is lovely and the kender is never wrong for all is theirs to play with and their hoard is growing strong They do roam the land so freely and every one can see the life of a Kender, is like the Romany Oh, look what I found Oh, what a day Oh, my where did this come from Hip Hip Hooray My, can I see that Why, because its nice and I'll give it back some day Because I'm a kender and I'm nice [Return to top] Drunk Ramblings I went to meet my family, and have a fun time. But soon I was asked to sing a little rhyme. I tuned up my harp and guzzled down some drink. Played the old classics and then began to think. I really need some new stuff, a few bold new tunes. I need to have a backbeat and some rythm and some blues. I sing a song on drinking, of skulling one or two. I sing a song of love and the audience does spew. I belch a national anthem, I fart Mozarts 5th. I drink a few more bottles and I feel a little pissed I feel a little hammer a tapping at my brain. The rythm of it hastens, I may be ill again I listen to Tyledra sing her lovely tune, The one about the Drunken thief, it brings cheers from all the room. So here I am, still drinking, Unable to make a verse. If I cant think of something soon, I just know I will begin to curse. [Return to top] Gropthars Song Gropthar commissioned me to write him a piece for his bride to be, so here is the result, sung to the classic "Lola". Me Big an Strong an Me is tuff me Like to Smash but that aint enough me like Mora M...O...R...A ,Mora yeah Me like Mora It was a good day, me havin a BASH then me saw a DWARF and she be a catch Her name Mora M...O...R...A ,Mora her name is Mora She talk to me nice an she spoke real well my heart jumped a beat I fell to my knees and kissed her feet I fell in Love dat very day my heart belong to her, there is no way I could live with out Mora M...O...R...A ,Mora Now she be Dwarf an me Ogre many said there be problems, but none occur for me an Mora M...O...R...A ,Mora I said Marry me she said she will we bought both da rings an now she sells stuff to pay our bills So we got married, its plain to see that we are SO happy Me and Mora M...O...R...A ,Mora I luv her lots, this is true an when I'm wiv her I'm never be blue Dats Mora, Gropthar loves his Mora, Gropthar loves his Mora. Gropthar loves his Mora. Mora, Gropthar loves his Mora, Gropthar loves his Mora. [Return to top] The Forest Hole I went down to the forest hole, to see what I could find I went down to the forest hole, to see what I could find Oh yeah!!! What I saw in that forest hole, nearly drove me out of my mind, well I looked in the hole and what did I see a dirty scoundrel waiting for me he had evil thought on his mind he was preparing a spell to make me blind I went down to the forest hole, to see what I could find I went down to the forest hole, to see what I could find Oh yeah!!! What I saw in that forest hole, nearly drove me out of my mind, well I heard him cast, I felt a tingle I knew if I didnt act, I'd be in a bingle SO I prepared a spell, an jumped in the hole charmed his arse, now I have control I went down to the forest hole, to see what I could find I went down to the forest hole, to see what I could find Oh yeah!!! Now that guy in the hole has no control over his mind. So now to end my little song, to tell you what is right and wrong I took his butt to the Serafai and she took his stuff, oh how mean am I I went down to the forest hole, to see what I could find I went down to the forest hole, to see what I could find Oh yeah!!! So dont pick on me, because now you know I am not that kind. Oh YEAH!!!!!!!!!! [Return to top] Rogues Play See that lady with the red purse on she looks real fine but soon she will scream and shout cause her purse will be mine Five finger discount is what I want and I wont pay no fine.... Roaming the world, having fun, loving every day The life of a rogue is one I want, no rules by which to play take what you want, and damn the risk you live from day to day See the Guy with the great big sword he is comming after me Cause he thinks I did wrong and so the city I flee Chasing me all around the realm Its fun to be young and free [Return to top] My Life Time to tell the tales of Woe, the songs that are Blue full of soul and mellow. Bard got a song to write, to earn his feed Its got to have power, it must fill a need It will entertain you, please you endlessly trap your interest, with its harmony I write these songs alone so often, sometimes they dont make sense at all Trying to make words rhyme, I try to make words rhyme, It happens some of the time I try to make words Rhyme. Man, my head aches from all the mistakes all I really want is an even break I try a riff or two you know I hate that style My fingers finally find the notes and I break out in a smile I write these songs alone so often, sometimes they dont make sense at all Trying to make words rhyme, I try to make words rhyme, It happens some of the time I try to make words Rhyme. Bad mood, some of the time Hate these words, cause they just dont rhyme and you there, begging me please Sing us a song and earn your FEED Trying to make words rhyme, I try to make words rhyme, It happens some of the time I try to make words Rhyme. [Return to top] The Dark Risings Blues Heres a little song I think we can all relate to at some time or another in our lives. Got up this morning, went to kiss my wife got a hell of a shock, she left my life Strapped on my belt, my armor too Walked out my door and was nearly cut in two I got the Blues, I got the blues I'll say it again I got the one, two, three, four, almost slain in my door blues Ran to the North, the East, the West, ran all the way South, to a place I like best said Hi there Esme, have you got the time I am being hunted by someone and I need a place to hide I got the Blues, Oh I got the Blues I got the one, two, three, four, running for my life blues In they come, from the North and the South they trash talk me, with words from their mouth I get up to leave, only to find an ambush waiting for me , One against five I got the Blues.... Woah I got the blues I got the one, two three, four, I'm about to be KO'd blues Well I get tripped, and I get bashed got a little cursed, all hopes are dashed to top it all off, I can no longer see who it is I fight, for they have blinded me I got the BLUES, I got the BLUES I got the one, two, three, four, Now I'm at deaths door blues Wake up naked, heads in a whirl They took everything, my bloods does boil Now I got to listen, listen to their gloats but one day soon they will all wake up with my dagger at their throats They'll have the blues, Oh yeah the blues they will have the one, two, three, four, being introduced to the floor BLUES Oh the Blues, We all get the Blues We get the One, two, three, four, Someones out to get us blues Oh Yeahhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!! [Return to top] Welcome to Arinock I have included this one, just to annoy. Alright, this song was inspired by one of my favorite band of minstrals. Told you at the start I stole some tunes. Huh!!!! Welcome to Arinock we got fun and games A town where you can get what ever you like And no one takes the blame There are people who will find anything you need As long as you have the gold they all have the greed In Arinock Welcome to Arinock Watch it bring your to you n n n n n knees please Woah well, we all wanna watch you bleed Welcome to Arinock baby we survive here day by day If you want to get anything well theres a price you gotta pay Well you are a young silly fool thats very hard to please well you want that special weapon but you wont get it for free In Arinock Welcome to Arinock A place of dreams listen to the screams Welcome to Arinock it gets worse here every day some learn to live like animals and in the jungle many play Some get urge to kill others need to feed beware of those ones honey cause they want to make you bleed In Arinock Welcome to Arinock Watch it bring you to your n n n n n knees please Woah well, we all wanna watch you scream And when your in a frenzy you never want to calm down, calm down CALM DOWN!!! Yeaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh!!!!!!! YOU KNOW WHERE YOU ARE ? YOUR IN ARINOCK BABY and chances are YOUR GONNA DIE!!!!! In Arinock Welcome to Arinock Watch it bring you to your n n n n n knees please In Arinock Welcome to Arinock A place of dreams listen to the screams In Arinock Welcome to Arinock Watch it bring you to your n n n n n knees please ITS GOING TO BRING YOU DEATH [Return to top]
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