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Alright, Bruddha.
We iz Dwarven, baby!
Ya knows wut time it iz!
Bum bum bum bum bum
Throw yer hands up
Bum
Throw yer hands
Bum bum
Throw yer hands up
Sneak in, now sneak out
Scan up, now scan down
Spell up, spell up
Tell me wut yer gonna do now
Gate in, now gate out
Push up, now push down
Smack up, smack up
Tell us wut yer gonna do now
Wez Dwarven Dwarven Dwarven Dwarven
Wut?
Wez Dwarven Dwarven Dwarven Dwarven
Cmon!
Wez Dwarven Dwarven Dwarven Dwarven
Aye!
Wez Dwarven Dwarven Dwarven Dwarven
Now we know yall iz luvin dis jig right here
B and D, aershaedasn right here
People in da realms, put yer hands in da air,
Cuz if you dinna care, den we dinna care
One two three...I kinna count to six
We thrashed a donkey with two pointed sticks!
So wherever we iz, dinna fear!
Bruddah, we iz right here.
Den lets give a cheer for Isri an Widanfere!
Yuz wanna mess wif da Bruddahs?
Yuz KINNA mess wif da Bruddahs!
Dats cuz we sing dis song
Every day an every night
And dis Dwarven-dance right here?
Well wez doin it all da time!
So you betta get sum betta moves
And, uh...get sum betta rhymes!
Wez got da loudest set
Of lungs youz heard yet
Ya pay us to be shaddup, and
Ya pay til yer in debt
Wez Dwarven rangers
We drop yas wif a big stick,
Take all yer stuff,
And den watch you throw a hissy fit
Hey warlocks!
Hey rangers!
And da rogues dat steal from strangers
Dumb Kender, just surrender
To the might of da Dwarven defender!
Dwarves aint lean
But wez real mean!
And sum of us turns into big wolverines!
So Dwarf boys:
Shout yer "oyes"!
Make everybody round da world hear yer voice!
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